[First Part]

F             C         Dm
My dad can’t get out of bed
        G7
There’s something in his lungs
               C7
I think that’s what the doctor said
  Bb              F
I gotta leave for Paris now
   Dm        C     Bb
My band goes on at ten
       Gm        C           F Bb F
And my dad can’t get out of bed

[Segunda Parte]

    F                 C              Dm
The earth is spinning like it always did
    G7                                C7
The New York times is publishing some real important thing
    Bb                F
And each day when the world wakes up
    Dm         C        Bb
Our lawns will still be wet
       Gm        C          F Bb  F  Am
And my dad can’t get out of bed

[Chorus]

Bb            F
God is really real
         Am            Dm
When you really really need him
Bb         F
Karma just appears
         Am       Dm
When you suddenly believe it
Gm               F
Hear it loud and clear
        Bb      C    Dm    C
Just as long as it’s conve-nient
Bb     F                     Gm
Life’s fuckin’ long ’till it stops
Bb        Bbm                       F  Bb  F
And God’s fuckin’ fake ’till he’s not

[Terceira Parte]

F                       C               Dm
There’s robots that are way too good at art
G7
And everybody’s sad now
    C7
And tryna get to mars
      Bb              F
Don’t wanna hear your problems
               Dm       C      Bb
‘Cause there’s just one in my head
    Gm       C          F  Bb  F
And he can’t get out of bed

[Quarta Parte]

F          C                     Dm
What if we could break you out tonight
     G7
This kind of thing happens to other dads
   C7
It don’t happen to mine
Bb            F
I’ll distract the doctors
         Dm        C         Bb
We could sneak out with your meds
Bb             F              Dm     C       Bb
You could come along and be a roadie for the band
Gm            C          F Bb  F  Am
Come on, dad, get out of bed

[Chorus]

Bb            F
God is really real
         Am            Dm
When you really really need him
Bb         F
Karma just appears
         Am       Dm
When you suddenly believe it
Gm               F
Hear it loud and clear
        Bb      C    Dm    C
Just as long as it’s conve-nient
Bb     F                     Gm
Life’s fuckin’ long ’till it stops
Bb        Bbm                       F  Bb  F
And God’s fuckin’ fake ’till he’s not

[Quinta Parte]

F                C            Dm
Now it’s late, I really gotta go
    G7                                  C7
And we can’t face our feelings so we’re making lots of jokes
    Bb           F
And we won’t cry about it
    Dm       C     Bb
No, we’ll be manly men
   Bb                   F
"I love you" sounds all corny
      Dm        C    Bb
So I wrote this song instead
     Gm
I’ll sing it for you, dad
     C       A7     Dm  C
When you get out of bed
     Gm                C             F  Bb  F
I’ll sing for you when you’re out of bed