(intro) riff  B E

(verse I)
E                          B
I woke up the other night lyin' on the foor
                          E
Right beside someone I'd never seen before
She said my name is juliet
           A
romeo you ain't
      B                            E
That's another good reason not to drink

(refrão)
       E                           B
That's another good reason not to drink
                             E
When I'm sober I'm almost A saint
If I keep goin' on like this
                      A
I'll end up like ole Hank
       B                           E
That's another good reason not to drink
E

(verse II)
I can't go see my best friend
B
He said stay away
                            E
Just because of what I said on his wedding day
You oughta call her sherman
                               A
'cause she look's just like a tank
        B                          E
that's another good reason not to drink

(refrão)
   E                               B
That's another good reason not to drink
                             E
When I'm sober I'm almost A saint
If I keep gonin' on like this
                      A
I'll end up like ole Hank
  B                                 E
That's another good reason not to drink

(solo)

(verse III)

(bridge)
    F                       C
Now I'm gonna sue the city about that policeman
Last night as I left the bar
     F
He stepped right on my hand
He said are you drunk or blind
               Bb
I said let me think
                                       F
And that's another good reason not to drink

(refrão)
   F                                C
That's another good reason not to drink
                             F
When I'm sober I'm almost a saint
If I keep goin' on like this
                      Bb
I'll end up like ole Hank
    F                              C
That's another good reason not to drink
Baby let me in I'm freezin'
   F                            C
And another good reason not to drink

(violin solo)
(refrão)
(fade out)