What the boys say is that the girls are crazy
They want our money for being lazy
And what the girls say is that the boys are phasey
They go right through 'em like picking daisies

Let's beat the boys up x6
Let's beat the x6
Let's beat the boys up

And what the people say is let's live together
Give up all the (courtship?), start to be clever
All the girls in the house with your plastic cups
Thank god for being (?), let's beat the boys up

Repeat chorus x3