I woke up this morning and I felt sick There's something inside me, I felt it kick Something's gone wrong, something's gone wrong I've got a bad headache and I've got the shakes Nothing seems to suit this tummy ache Could it be so? No, it can't be so Steven Page is having a baby, Steven Page is having a baby They said boys could never give birth I feel kinda special that I'm the one To bring the world a daughter or maybe a son Well, either's just fine so long as their mine And if it's a boy I'll call him Gordon And if it's a girl I'll call her Gordon I just like the name Gordon Steven Page is having a baby, Steven Page is having a baby They said boys could never give birth Steven Page is playing a solo, Steven page is playing a solo They said Steve could never play jazz And now it's time for the big morality quiz 'Cause I don't know just who the father is [who's the daddy, who, who's the daddy?] But I don't mind 'cause all I want is a baby [all I want is a baby, all I want] All I want is a kid Well maybe it's crazy it might sound dumb, But will I be a daddy or maybe a mum? Just call me Steve, just call me Steve And where will it come out when I give birth? Should I sell my story? How much is it worth? You won't believe, you just wouldn't believe. [You won't believe it, really!] Steven Page is having a baby [oh yeah] Steven Page is having a baby They said boys could never give birth etc..