[Chords]
    C5    G5    F5    E5    A5    D5    C     G     F
E|-----|-----|-----|-----|-----|-----|--0--|--3--|--1--|
B|-----|-----|-----|-----|-----|-----|--1--|--3--|--1--|
G|--5--|-----|-----|-----|--2--|--7--|--0--|--0--|--2--|
D|--5--|--5--|--3--|--2--|--2--|--7--|--2--|--0--|--3--|
A|--3--|--5--|--3--|--2--|--0--|--5--|--3--|--2--|--3--|
E|-----|--3--|--1--|--0--|-----|-----|-----|--3--|--1--|

[Verse 1]
     C5            G5                   F5                   C5
  Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble walking"
           G5             F5   E5  F5  E5 F5 E5
  That's okay I've got a cane, so what?
     C5            G5                   F5                   C5
  Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble seeing"
           G5             F5   E5  F5  E5 F5 E5
  That's okay I can't complain

[Chorus]
              A5 F5 C5  G5
  I'm still ali- i- ive
              A5 F5 C5  G5
  I'm still ali- i- ive
              A5    F5     C5   G5
  I'm still alalala-lalala-live
              A5 F5 C5  G5
  I'm still ali- i- ive

[Verse 1]
     C5            G5                   F5                   C5
  Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble walking"
           G5             F5   E5  F5  E5 F5 E5
  That's okay I've got a cane, so what?
     C5            G5                   F5                   C5
  Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble seeing"
           G5             F5   E5  F5  E5 F5 E5
  That's okay I can't complain

[Chorus]
              A5 F5 C5  G5
  I'm still ali- i- ive
              A5 F5 C5  G5
  I'm still ali- i- ive
              A5    F5     C5   G5
  I'm still alalala-lalala-live
              A5 F5 C5  G5
  I'm still ali- i- ive

[Bridge]
D5                       C5
Since you've crashed my car
D5                 G5              C5
It just couldn't, couldn't be the same

[Verse 3]
   C            G                F   F5 F5 F5
Today, on the wrong side of the road
        C                    G                           F                 F5 F5 F5
An old lady, she crashed my car, she was about 80 years old, that's right
                C           G                                         F    F5 F5 F5
And she said: "Son, I'm so sorry 'bout your car, but I've really bad eyes"
                C            G                        F
And she said: "Son, just be lucky that you're still alive"
N.C.
You know what she said, guys? Fuck you, Tom!
            C5      G5            F5
She said: "Son, be lucky you're ali -ive"

[Verse 4]
             C5                  G5        F5           C5
 A big fuck you, you crashed my car! Four years of work in a junkyard
     G5                  F5    E5    F5    E5
 Be lucky you're still alive!
             C5                  G5        F5           C5
 A big fuck you, you crashed my car! Four years of work in a junkyard
     G5                  F5    E5    F5    E5
 Be lucky you're still alive!

[Verse 5]
     C5         G5                     F5  E5  F5  E5 F5 E5
Fuck you! You shouldn't be allowed to drive!
     C5         G5                     F5  E5  F5  E5 F5 E5
Fuck you! You shouldn't be allowed to dri -ha- hive!
     C5         G5                     F5
Fuck you, you shouldn't be allowed to drive
     C5         G5                 F5
Fuck you, you shouldn't be allowed to, to, drive, drive, drive!
 C5    G5    F5
Fuck! You! Shouldn't be allowed to drive!
 C5    G5    F5                      
Fuck! You! Shouldn't be allowed to dri-ha-hive!

[Ending Riff]
   C             C             C             C    
E|-------0-----|-------0-----|-------0-----|-------0-----|
B|----------1--|----------1--|----------1--|----------1--|
G|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|
D|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|
A|-3--3--------|-3--3--------|-3--3--------|-3--3--------|
E|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|