I came from Düsseldorf, chased by the night
You were a vision drenched, in neon light
Longing and my sad eyes caught, your fleeting glance
As chaos on the boulevard, stole our romance

Barf into a toilet, full of the stranger’s diarrhea
Barf into a toilet, full of the stranger’s diarrhea

La connexion… lost

Two. Ships. Passing in the night
You. Shit. Then I ralphed up my fries
But not just any old fries
But french. Fries. Paris

Whispers in foreign tongues, from the shadows
Lead to a path of lies, my false hope chose
Fooled again and yet I search, forever more
My love will last 1,000 years, like this cold war

Barf into a toilet, full of the stranger’s diarrhea
Barf into a toilet, full of the stranger’s diarrhea

La connexion… lost

Diarrhea. Diarrhea
Some people think it’s gross, but it’s really good on toast
Diarrhea. Diarrhea
Some people think it’s funny, but it’s brown and hot and runny

Shhhh
She said
Shhhh

Barf into a toilet, full of the stranger’s diarrhea
Barf into a toilet, full of the stranger’s diarrhea

Hausgemachter toilettensalat

Think of the future we lost, the life we will never know
Winter reminds me of you, as does a Sloppy Joe
(Barf into a toilet) think of the future we lost (barf into a toilet) the life we will never know
(Barf into a toilet) winter reminds me of you (full of the stranger’s diarrhea)
Two ships, passing in the night
You shit, then ralphed up my fries
Two ships, passing in the night
You shit. Panic