A                A/G#
The pay-me girl has had enough of the bleeps
       D              C     G
So she takes a bus into the country
A                       A/G#
Although she got herself rosy cheeks
    D                     C       G
She didn't leave enough money to pay the rent
     A                       A/G#
The landlord says that she's out in a week
  D                  C            G
What a shame she was just getting comfy
 A                            A/G#
Now she's eating chocolate to induce sleep
     D                   C           G
In a chemical world it's very, very, very cheap

[Chorus]

 A                      A7M
And I don't know about you
F#m   C#m      Bm        D    F
They're putting the holes in, yes, yes
A                      A7M
It's been a hell of a do
F#m        C#m        Bm      D    F
They've been putting the holes in, yes, yes

A                    A/G#
Peeping Thomas has a very nice view
 D                       C      G
Across the street at the exhibitionist
  A                A/G#
These townies they never speak to you
     D                 C               G
Just stick together so they never get lonely
A                     A/G#
Feeling lead, feeling quite light-headed
 D                   C           G
Had to sit down and have some sugary tea
 A               A/G#           D
In a chemical world, in a chemical world
              C           G
        It's very, very, very cheap