Intro (when the woman is talking)

E|---|---------------------|
B|------------------------|
G|-7-10-6------10-9-------|
D|-7-10-6-(x2)-10-9-------|
A|-5--8-4-------8-7-------|
E|---|---------------------|

Chorus

E|---|-----------------------------------| !]] [Every day's a funeral when I'm with you,
B|--------------------------------------| !]]  when I'm with you,
G|-7------------------------------------| !]]  Every day's a funeral when I'm with you,
D|-7-7-8-5-------| when I'm with you----!]
A|-5-7-8-5--(x2)------------------------| !]
E|---|5-6-3------------------------------| !]

Verse 1

E|---|--------------| !]] [Remember when we tried to kill your brother,
B|-----------------| !]]  He survived and we never got in trouble,
G|-----------------| !]]  Then we stole your dad cigars,
D|-3-7------8-10---| !]]  Removed stop signs and listened for the cars]
A|-3-7-(x4)-8-10---| !]
E|-1-5------6--8---| !]

Chorus

E|---|-----------------------------------| !]] [Every day's a funeral when I'm with you,
B|--------------------------------------| !]]  when I'm with you,
G|-7------------------------------------| !]]  Every day's a funeral when I'm with you,
D|-7-7-8-5-------| when I'm with you----!]
A|-5-7-8-5--(x2)------------------------| !]
E|---|5-6-3------------------------------| !]

Verse 2

E|---|------------| [Follow me through the twists and turns of our cemetery
B|---------------| Never lose sight of the blue light, dance in the evening]
G|---7-10--------|
D|-8-7-10-7------|
A|-8-5--8-7-(x2)-|
E|-6------5------|

Chorus

E|---|-----------------------------------| !]] [Every day's a funeral when I'm with you,
B|--------------------------------------| !]]  when I'm with you,
G|-7------------------------------------| !]]  Every day's a funeral when I'm with you,
D|-7-7-8-5-------| when I'm with you----!]
A|-5-7-8-5--(x2)------------------------| !]
E|---|5-6-3------------------------------| !]

Bridge (really listen for the rythm, the bass might confuse you a little bit)

E|---|--------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------|
G|-7-10-6-10------7-9-10-9-6-------7-9-10-9-12-10-9-10-|
D|-x--x-x--x-(x2)-x-x--x-x-x-(x3)--x-x--x-x--x--x-x--x-|
A|-5--8-4--8------5-7--8-7-4-------5-7--8-7-10--8-7--8-|
E|---|--------------------------------------------------|

Chorus

E|---|-----------------------------------| !]] [Every day's a funeral when I'm with you,
B|--------------------------------------| !]]  when I'm with you,
G|-7------------------------------------| !]]  Every day's a funeral when I'm with you,
D|-7-7-8-5-------| when I'm with you----!]
A|-5-7-8-5--(x2)------------------------| !]
E|---|5-6-3------------------------------| !]

Chorus

E|---|--------------------------------------| !]] [Every day's a funeral when I'm with you,
B|-----------------------------------------| !]]  when I'm with you,
G|-7---------------------------------------| !]]  Every day's a funeral when I'm with you,
D|-7-7-8-5-------| when I'm with you ohhhh-!]
A|-5-7-8-5--(x2)---------------------------| !]
E|---|5-6-3---------------------------------| !]

End on

E|---||
B|---|
G|-7-
D|-7-
A|-5-
E|---|