My funny valentine, sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable
Yet you're my favorite work of art

Is your figure less than greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak
Are you smiling?
But don't change a hair for me
No, no no no
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine, stay
Oh stay
Each day is valentine's day

Is your figure less than greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak
Are you smiling?
But don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine
Oh stay
Each day is valentine's day