Well, my mother was a mule
And my father was a squirrel
My sister's a boy,
And I am a girl

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My mother was a bearded women
And my father was a bearded man,
He never made much money.

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My wife is a lobster,
And my daughter is a snail
I melted butter,
And they got scared

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