Where You Can Find It: *
Tabbed By: Donahue2

Ottawa Scene.  Check them out at *
Pick up their albums "Gamma Gamma Ray" and "Westmount High".

Tuning: Standard (EADGBe)

INTRO:
Guitar 1:
e|-----------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------5-55-555-5-55-555--|
D|--5-55-555-5-55-555--2-22-222-2-22-222--5-55-555-5-55-555--|
A|--5-55-555-5-55-555--2-22-222-2-22-222--3-33-333-3-33-333--|
E|--3-33-333-3-33-333--0-00-000-0-00-000---------------------|

e|--------------------------|
B|--------------------------|
G|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
D|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
A|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
E|--------------------------|

Guitar 2:
e|--------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------3~--|
G|--4~-4-2-0-2~-4-2-4--5~-5-4-0-2~------|
D|--------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------|

VERSE:
e|----------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------5-5/7-7--|X2
D|--5-55-555-5-55-555--2-22-222--5-5/7-7--|
A|--5-55-555-5-55-555--2-22-222--3-3/5-5--|
E|--3-33-333-3-33-333--0-00-000-----------|

e|----------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------|
G|--------------------5-55-555--7-77-777--|
D|-5-55-555-5-55-555--5-55-555--7-77-777--|
A|-5-55-555-5-55-555--3-33-333--5-55-555--|
E|-3-33-333-3-33-333----------------------|

e|---------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------|
G|--------------------5-55-555--7--|
D|-5-55-555-5-55-555--5-55-555--7--|
A|-5-55-555-5-55-555--3-33-333--5--|
E|-3-33-333-3-33-333---------------|
"Fuckin' Riptides are on the TV, Ramones on the radio.
 We've been drinking fifties and making out now,
 Since we met at my show.(Shoo wop-wop. Shoo wop-wop)
 And I tell ya, I wish the night would never end (Shoo wop-wop. Shoo wop-wop)
 And then you kill me and say, 'Why can't we be friends?'"

CHORUS:
e|-----------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------|
G|---------------------5-55-555--7-77-777--|X2
D|--5-55-555-5-55-555--5-55-555--7-77-777--|
A|--5-55-555-5-55-555--3-33-333--5-55-555--|
E|--3-33-333-3-33-333----------------------|
"But, I don't wanna be your friend,
 No, I don't wanna be your friend."

INTRO X1

VERSE:
"I've never met a girl like you before, Your word is my comand.
 You let me take you, masturbate, and show you to my band.
 (Shoo Wop-wop. Shoo Wop-wop) And I tell ya, that my heart will never end,
 (Shoo Wop-wop. Shoo Wop-wop) Because you broke it,
 And said 'Why Can't we stay friends?'"

CHORUS:
"But, I don't wanna be your friend.
 No, I don't wanna be your friend."

INTRO X1

BREAKDOWN:
Guitar 1:
e|----------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------|
G|--5-55-555-5-55-555---------------------|
D|--5-55-555-5-55-555--5-55-555-5-55-555--|
A|--3-33-333-3-33-333--5-55-555-5-55-555--|
E|---------------------3-33-333-3-33-333--|

e|---------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------|
G|-5-55-555-5-55-555--7-77-777-7-77-777--|
D|-5-55-555-5-55-555--7-77-777-7-77-777--|
A|-3-33-333-3-33-333--5-55-555-5-55-555--|
E|---------------------------------------|

Guitar 2:
e|----------|
B|--8-10-8--|
G|----------|
D|----------|
A|----------|
E|----------|
"You say you don't like Guns N' Roses but you know you love their show,
 You say you don't like AC/DC but, you're ringing my hells bells."

VERSE:
e|---------------|
B|---------------|
G|--4~------5-7--|
D|--5~--2~--5-7--|
A|--5~--2~--3-5--|
E|--3~--0~-------|

e|----------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------5-5/7-7--|
G|-------------------------------5-5/7-7--|X2
D|--5-55-555-5-55-555--2-22-222--3-3/5-5--|
A|--5-55-555-5-55-555--2-22-222-----------|
E|--3-33-333-3-33-333--0-00-000-----------|

e|---------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------5-55-555--7~--|
D|--5-55-555-5-55-555--2-22-222--5-55-555--7~--|
A|--5-55-555-5-55-555--2-22-222--3-33-333--5~--|
E|--3-33-333-3-33-333--0-00-000----------------|
"Reading Archie Comics in the bathroom, Wondering what the fuck went wrong.
 You're acting just like Veronica Lodge, now, being such a snob.
 (Shoo Wop-wop. Shoo wop-wop) So I asked her, 'Wont you suck my dick instead?'
 (Shoo wop-wop. Shoo wop-wop) Cause I don't care if I'm ever gonna be your friend."

CHORUS X6
(Guitar 1 stays the same)
Guitar 2:
e|------------------------------------|
B|--10-8---8-10-8---8-10-8---8-10^-8--|
G|-------9--------9--------9----------|X4
D|------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------|
"No, I don't wanna be your friend.
 No, I don't wanna be your friend.
 No, I don't wanna be your friend.
 No, I don't wanna be your friend.
 No, I don't wanna be your friend.
 No, I don't wanna be your friend."

OUTRO:
e|------|
B|------|
G|------|
D|--5~--|
A|--5~--|
E|--3~--|

| /  slide up
| \  slide down
| h  hammer-on
| p  pull-off
| ~  vibrato
| +  harmonic
| x  Mute note
| ^  bend

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