Intro and Verse: F, E, A, A, D, F

F
was it a broken arm or collar bone
E
it depended on the week
A
and me with my black eyes

stitched from head to feet
D
uncomfortably happy
F
all skinned knees and gapped teeth...

Chorus:
F
and when you taped over
G
a good half of the wedding tape
F                       G
i bet you never thought thundercats 

would ever make you cry
F
you sat in disbelief
G
as lionel made plans to
F
slay the whole wedding party
G                                  F
they're discodancing to their deaths
E
oh, ma, you just don't know it yet