G If I were you Dm I'd look at me C Em And fail to see the things Am C D I see in you Am C D If I were you G And if I were you Dm I wouldn't let C Em The shit you get from me Am C D Get the better of you Am C D If I were you [Pre-Chorus] B Em Don't you ever wonder why B D I could never make you cry? [Chorus] G C Well if I were you I'd ride away G C To a pasture new where I could graze on G D/F# Em D C The grass, so succulent and sweet C If I were you G I'd be through with me [Verse 2] G If I were you Dm I wouldn't need C Em To always read the magazines Am C D That I do Am C D That make me blue G So if I were you Dm I'd make the break C Em Before I take my frustrations Am C D Out on you Am C D Just break on through [Pre-Chorus] B Em Don't you ever in your dreams B D Take a lover and make her scream? [Chorus] G C Well if I were you I'd ride away G C To a pasture new where I could graze on G D/F# Em D C The grass, so succulent and sweet C If I were you I'd be through with me [Bridge] D C x2 Bm Am G C x4 G C Well if I were you I'd ride away G C To a pasture new where I could graze on G The green, green grass C Of virgin country G C I'd live real fast and die real young G G/B C D You see if I were you I'd end my days G G/B C D In a field of stupid sheep just grazing G D/F# Em D C The grass, so succulent and sweet C If I were you G I'd be through with me