[First Part]

Dm
Mondays is for drinking to the seldom seen kid
Dm                                      C           G
I've been working on a cocktail called Grounds for Divorce
Dm    C  G
Whoah
Dm                          C         G
Polishing a compass that I hold in my sleep
Dm    C  G
Whoah
Dm                                     C            G
Doubt comes in on sticks but then he kicks like a horse
Dm    C  G
Whoah
Dm
There's a Chinese cigarette case
         C            G
And the rest you can keep
        C            G
And the rest you can keep
        C            G
And the rest you can keep
 
[Chorus]

Dm                                  C                                G
There's a hole in my neighbourhood down which of late I cannot help but fall
Dm                                  C                                G
There's a hole in my neighbourhood down which of late I cannot help but fall
 
( Dm  C  G )
 
Mondays is for drinking to the seldom seen kid
Oooo
Oooo

( Dm C G )
 
[Segunda Parte]

Dm                                        C            G
There's this whispering of jokers doing flesh by the pound
Dm                            C                 G
To a chorus of supposes from the little town whores
Dm                               C             G
There'll be twisted karaokee at the Aniseed lounge
Dm
And I'll bring you further roses
         C           G
But it does you no good
        C           G
And it does me no good
        C            G
And it does you no good
 
[Chorus]

Dm                                  C                                G
There's a hole in my neighbourhood down which of late I cannot help but fall
Dm                                  C                                G
There's a hole in my neighbourhood down which of late I cannot help but fall
Dm                                  C                                G
There's a hole in my neighbourhood down which of late I cannot help but fall
 
( Dm  C  G )
 
Someday we'll be drinking with the seldom seen kid
Oooo
Oooo
 
( Dm  C  G )