She says she loves these United States of America
And the flag for which it stands, off thee I sing
She tells me she's a liar
But I don't believe her
She tell me almost anything

Placing your bet on a horse that never left the gate now
Got nothing left on your plate
But it's better than walking around looking for another man to subjugate
Better than wondering what it was she just ate

Oh!
Did I make a mistake?
When I turned it on?
Was my dance pattern right?
Was my dance pattern wrong?

Did I make a mistake?
When I sang a song?
Were my vox too sexy?
Were my vox too strong?
Ooo!

Now you navigate your way around the treacherous terrain
Try not to step in the darvocet and the novacaine
And you're stuck in the corner listening to some guy talking about his screenplay
And the crazy things he did one night in Spain

Oh!
Did I make a mistake?
When I turned it on?
Was my dance pattern right?
Or was my dance pattern wrong?

Did I make a mistake?
When I sang this song?
Were my vox too sexy?
Were my vox too strong?
Ooo!

My dance pattern is everything that matters to me
Ooh!
The blood splatters
You should see the suckers scatter
Man! It really is a sight to see!

Well we've seen the years go by
But it seems we've reached the end of the line
And there ain't no happy ending
When you're constantly pretending
The Good Lord ripped you out of my side

And this time there are no feelings
And it feels like there's no time
And it feels like it's time to let my feelings do some time
Do some time, every time, every time I dance with you

Did I make a mistake?
When I turned it on?
Was my dance pattern right?
Or was my dance pattern wrong?

Did I make a mistake?
When I sang this song?
Were my vox too sexy?
Were my vox too strong?

Did I make a mistake?
When I turned it on?
Was my dance pattern right?
Was my dance pattern wrong?

Did I make a mistake?
When I sang this song?
Were my vox too sexy?
Were my vox too strong?

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!