Am C Em Am   4x

[Verse]

I'm on my bullshit
 Am
Barstool pimpin
      C
On a southern fried chicken
       Em                   Am
On a whiskey-soaked August day
         Am
And she told me last summer
          C
That she lost her only lover
             Em                  Am
'Cause he's got himself locked away
        Am
He was cooking meth, trippin'
         C
She was on a pole strippin'
       Em               Am
Just American as apple pie
           Am
Now she's looking for a lover
            C
'Cause she wanna be a mother
            Em                       Am
Trying to show me that she's ride or die
             Am
She looks a little bit weathered
           C
But she's down for whatever
          Em                        Am
And she probably knows a trick or two
          Am
Says she got a few friends
        C
If you got a couple ends
             Em      N.C.
For they'd probably let you fuck them too

[Chorus]

I'm on my bullshit
  Am          C
Smokin' and drinkin'
      Em         Am
Just wasting my time
    Am           C
No worrying no thinking
 Em               Am
More women, more wine

I'm on my bullshit
  Am          C
Smokin' and drinkin'
      Em         Am
Just wasting my time
    Am           C
No worrying no thinking
 Em               Am
More women, more wine

Am C Em Am

[Verse]

I'm on my bullshit
  Am
Drinkin with some trouble
  C
'Til I start to see double
          Em             Am
And they put me in city jail
     Am
Sometimes you may have problems
         C
And the only way to solve 'em
       Em                      Am
Isn't always walk around with bail
   Am
I lost a few nights
       C
And I lost a couple fights
         Em               Am
Blacked out on a whiskey bench
   Am
I sold a lot of ticks
          C
Fucked a bunch of hot chicks
       Em                          Am
And a couple that might make you cringe
         Am
Got to keep it one hundred
      C
I'll say it if I done it
       Em                        Am
Don't give a fuck about how you feel
          Am
All you cheaters and liars
            C
With your cheap amplifiers
        Em          N.C.
Talk about how you're "Keepin' it real"

[Chorus]

I'm on my bullshit
  Am          C
Smokin' and drinkin'
      Em         Am
Just wasting my time
    Am           C
No worrying no thinking
 Em               Am
More women, more wine

I'm on my bullshit
  Am          C
Smokin' and drinkin'
      Em         Am
Just wasting my time
    Am           C
No worrying no thinking
 Em               Am
More women, more wine

Am C Em Am

[Verse]

I'm on my bullshit
 Am
Low temp dabbin'
 C
Pistol grip grabbin'
         Em                  Am
I'm a chrome plated man of steel
   Am
Severly underrated
   C
Occasionaly I'm hated
          Em                     Am
'Cause I like to tell it how I feel
      Am
When push come to shove
        C
Got a whole lotta love
         Em                      Am
For the people still holdin' me down
         Am
Made a whole lotta ends
       C
And I kept a few friends
       Em                      Am
Whole time I've been fucking around

[Chorus]

I'm on my bullshit
  Am          C
Smokin' and drinkin'
      Em         Am
Just wasting my time
    Am           C
No worrying no thinking
 Em               Am
More women, more wine

I'm on my bullshit
  Am          C
Smokin' and drinkin'
      Em         Am
Just wasting my time
    Am           C
No worrying no thinking
 Em               Am
More women, more wine