C F C F [Verse 1] C I been watchin' these wannabe cowboys F Getting turned down like a radio C I been sittin' here watching you F Thinking of one or two new ways to say no C But you been tappin' them Tony Lamas F You got one thing on your mind G And girl, with that body, can't believe nobody's C Asked you to dance all night [Chorus] C So let's get ya out there on a hardwood F Spread around a little sawdust G Girl, let's slide like a steel guitar should C Then make this hole-in-the-wall all jealous of us C These boys don't know how to two-step F Let's show 'em how to honky-tonk G 'Cause I ain't here to drop pickup lines C And you ain't here to talk (Nah) [Post-Chorus] C Step, step to the left F Step, step to the right [Verse 2] C Yeah, I could ask if you fell from Heaven F Where you're hidin' them angel wings (Where they at?) C F I could say you look like Loretta Lynn, circa 1973 C I could buy you another fruity drink F But you been drinkin' free here all night long G I'd rather use that money to keep the band country C Playin' your favorite songs [Chorus] C So let's get ya out there on a hardwood F Spread around a little sawdust G Girl, let's slide like a steel guitar should C Then make this hole-in-the-wall all jealous of us C These boys don't know how to two-step F Let's show 'em how to honky-tonk G 'Cause I ain't here to drop pickup lines C And you ain't here to talk (Nah) [Post-Chorus] C Step, step to the left F Step, step to the right [Bridge] C (Hey guitar player, gimme some of that guitar) F Yeah, a little less conversation G C Slide to the left, slide to the right [Chorus] C So let's get ya out there on a hardwood F Spread around a little sawdust G Girl, let's slide like a steel guitar should C Then make this hole-in-the-wall all jealous of us C These boys don't know how to two-step F Let's show 'em how to honky-tonk G 'Cause I ain't here to drop pickup lines C And you ain't here to talk G 'Cause I ain't here to drop pickup lines C And you ain't here to talk [Post-Chorus] C Step, step to the left F Step, step to the right [Outro] C Yeah, I got some new dance moves over here F Yeah, you haven't seen 'em yet, just wait