Tabbed by Shane Farley, ** This is my first tab and my take on it any comments or feedback would be helpful! Please Rate! Words and music by paul weller h=hammer on x=palm mute Bass Intro G-----------------| G---------------------------------| D---------5-5-2-2-| x10 D---------------------------------| A-0-0-3-3---------| A---------------------------------| E-----------------| E-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-| Guitar Intro Am F G E-0---------------| E-1---------------3---------------| B-1---------------| B-1---------------3---------------| G-2---------------| G-2---------------4---------------| D-2---------------| x10 D-3---------------5---------------| A-----------------| A-3---------------5---------------| E-----------------| E-1---------------3---------------| VERSE 1. Sup up your beer and collect your fags G F E-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10----------| B-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10----------| G-x9--x9--x9--x9--9--9----x11-x11-x11-x11-11-11----------| D-x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10---x12-x12-x12-x12-12-12----------| A--------------------------------------------------------| E--------------------------------------------------------| There's a row going on down near slough E-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10----------| B-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10----------| G-x9--x9--x9--x9--9--9----x11-x11-x11-x11-11-11----------| D-x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10---x12-x12-x12-x12-12-12----------| A--------------------------------------------------------| E--------------------------------------------------------| Get out your mat and pray to the west E-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10----------| B-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10----------| G-x9--x9--x9--x9--9--9----x11-x11-x11-x11-11-11----------| D-x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10---x12-x12-x12-x12-12-12----------| A--------------------------------------------------------| E--------------------------------------------------------| I'll get out mine and pray for myself E-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10--1--3--3-| B-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10--1--3--3-| G-x9--x9--x9--x9--9--9----x11-x11-x11-x11-11-11--2--4--4-| D-x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10---x12-x12-x12-x12-12-12--3--5--5-| A------------------------------------------------3--5--5-| E------------------------------------------------1--3--3-| Thought you were smart when you took them on E-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10----------| B-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10----------| G-x9--x9--x9--x9--9--9----x11-x11-x11-x11-11-11----------| D-x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10---x12-x12-x12-x12-12-12----------| A--------------------------------------------------------| E--------------------------------------------------------| But you didn't take a peep in their artillery room E-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10----------| B-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10----------| G-x9--x9--x9--x9--9--9----x11-x11-x11-x11-11-11----------| D-x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10---x12-x12-x12-x12-12-12----------| A--------------------------------------------------------| E--------------------------------------------------------| All that rugby puts hairs on your chest E-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10----------| B-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10----------| G-x9--x9--x9--x9--9--9----x11-x11-x11-x11-11-11----------| D-x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10---x12-x12-x12-x12-12-12----------| A--------------------------------------------------------| E--------------------------------------------------------| What chance have you got against a tie and a crest E-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10--1--3--3-| B-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10--1--3--3-| G-x9--x9--x9--x9--9--9----x11-x11-x11-x11-11-11--2--4--4-| D-x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10---x12-x12-x12-x12-12-12--3--5--5-| A------------------------------------------------3--5--5-| E------------------------------------------------1--3--3-| CHORUS Hello hurray what a nice day for the Eton rifles Eton rifles E-1---3--3----3--3---2----5---5-5-----------3-0----------3-0--| B-1---3--3----3--3---2----5---5-5--------1------------1-------| G-2---4--4----5--5---4----5---5-5------2------------2---------| D-3---5--5----5--5---4----7---7-7-----------------------------| A-3---5--5----3--3---2----7---7-7-----------------------------| E-1---3--3----------------5---5-5-----------------------------| Hello hurray I hope rain stops play with the Eton rifles, Eton rifles E-1---3--3--3-------3-3--2-2----5---5-5------------3-0----------3-0-| B-1---3--3--3-------3-3--2-2----5---5-5---------1------------1------| G-2---4--4--4-------5-5--4-4----5---5-5-------2------------2--------| D-3---5--5--5-------5-5--4-4----7---7-7-----------------------------| A-3---5--5--5-------3-3--2-2----7---7-7-----------------------------| E-1---3--3--3-------------------5---5-5-----------------------------| E-------------------| B------5-------5----| G----5---5---5---5--| D--5-------5--------| A-------------------| E-------------------| VERSE 2 Thought you were clever when you lit the fuse E-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10----------| B-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10----------| G-x9--x9--x9--x9--9--9----x11-x11-x11-x11-11-11----------| D-x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10---x12-x12-x12-x12-12-12----------| A--------------------------------------------------------| E--------------------------------------------------------| Tore down th house of commons in yr brand new shoes E-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10----------| B-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10----------| G-x9--x9--x9--x9--9--9----x11-x11-x11-x11-11-11----------| D-x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10---x12-x12-x12-x12-12-12----------| A--------------------------------------------------------| E--------------------------------------------------------| Compose a revolutionary symphony E-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10----------| B-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10----------| G-x9--x9--x9--x9--9--9----x11-x11-x11-x11-11-11----------| D-x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10---x12-x12-x12-x12-12-12----------| A--------------------------------------------------------| E--------------------------------------------------------| Then went to bed with a charming young thing E-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10--1--3--3-| B-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10--1--3--3-| G-x9--x9--x9--x9--9--9----x11-x11-x11-x11-11-11--2--4--4-| D-x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10---x12-x12-x12-x12-12-12--3--5--5-| A------------------------------------------------3--5--5-| E------------------------------------------------1--3--3-| CHORUS Hello hurray cheers then mate it's the Eton rifles Eton rifles E-1---3--3----3-3--2-2----5---5--5-----------3-0--------3-0---| B-1---3--3----3-3--2-2----5---5--5--------1----------1--------| G-2---4--4----5-5--4-4----5---5--5------2----------2----------| D-3---5--5----5-5--4-4----7---7--7----------------------------| A-3---5--5----3-3--2-2----7---7--7----------------------------| E-1---3--3----------------5---5--5----------------------------| Hello hurray an extremist scrape with the Eton rifles Eton rifles E-1---3--3----3-3--2-2----5---5--5--------------3-0----------3-0--| B-1---3--3----3-3--2-2----5---5--5-----------1------------1-------| G-2---4--4----5-5--4-4----5---5--5---------2------------2---------| D-3---5--5----5-5--4-4----7---7--7--------------------------------| A-3---5--5----3-3--2-2----7---7--7--------------------------------| E-1---3--3----------------5---5--5--------------------------------| E-------------------| B------5-------5----| G----5---5---5---5--| D--5-------5--------| A-------------------| E-------------------| BRIDGE What a catalyst you turned out to be E-0---------------1-------------------| B-0---------------1-------------------| G-0---------------2-------------------| D-2---------------3-------------------| A-2---------------3-------------------| E-0---------------1-------------------| Loaded the guns then you run off home for your tea E-0-----------------------1----------------------3--| B-0-----------------------1----------------------3--| G-0-----------------------2----------------------4--| D-2-----------------------3----------------------5--| A-2-----------------------3----------------------3--| E-0-----------------------1----------------------3--| Left me standing - like a guilty schoolboy E-3-------------------------3---------------3--3--33333333-| B-3-------------------------3---------------3--3--33333333-| G-4-------------------------4---------------4--4--44444444-| D-5-------------------------5---------------5--5--55555555-| A-5-------------------------5---------------5--5--55555555-| E-3-------------------------3---------------3--3--33333333-| SOLO E------8-------------10---------| B-----8-8h10-------10--10h12----| G----9------9----11---------11--| D--10----------12---------------| x4 A-------------------------------| E-------------------------------| E------3-0--| B----1------| G--2--------| D-----------| X2 A-----------| E-----------| E-------------------| B------5-------5----| G----5---5---5---5--| D--5-------5--------| A-------------------| E-------------------| BRIDGE What a catalyst you turned out to be E-0---------------1-------------------| B-0---------------1-------------------| G-0---------------2-------------------| D-2---------------3-------------------| A-2---------------3-------------------| E-0---------------1-------------------| Loaded the guns then you run off home for your tea E-0-----------------------1----------------------3--| B-0-----------------------1----------------------3--| G-0-----------------------2----------------------4--| D-2-----------------------3----------------------5--| A-2-----------------------3----------------------3--| E-0-----------------------1----------------------3--| Left me standing - like a naughty schoolboy E-3-------------------------3---------------3--3--33333333-| B-3-------------------------3---------------3--3--33333333-| G-4-------------------------4---------------4--4--44444444-| D-5-------------------------5---------------5--5--55555555-| A-5-------------------------5---------------5--5--55555555-| E-3-------------------------3---------------3--3--33333333-| VERSE 3 We came out of it naturally the worst E-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10----------| B-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10----------| G-x9--x9--x9--x9--9--9----x11-x11-x11-x11-11-11----------| D-x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10---x12-x12-x12-x12-12-12----------| A--------------------------------------------------------| E--------------------------------------------------------| Beaten and bloody and I was sick down my shirt E-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10----------| B-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10----------| G-x9--x9--x9--x9--9--9----x11-x11-x11-x11-11-11----------| D-x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10---x12-x12-x12-x12-12-12----------| A--------------------------------------------------------| E--------------------------------------------------------| We were no match for their untamed wit E-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10----------| B-x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10----------| G-x9--x9--x9--x9--9--9----x11-x11-x11-x11-11-11----------| D-x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10---x12-x12-x12-x12-12-12----------| A--------------------------------------------------------| E--------------------------------------------------------| Though some of the lads said they'll be back next week E---x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10-----3--3--3-| B---x8--x8--x8--x8--8--8----x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10-----3--3--3-| G---x9--x9--x9--x9--9--9----x11-x11-x11-x11-11-11-----2--4--5-| D---x10-x10-x10-x10-10-10---x12-x12-x12-x12-12-12-----3--5--5-| A-----------------------------------------------------3--5--5-| E-----------------------------------------------------1--3--3-| CHORUS Hello hurray there's a price to pay to the Eton rifles Eton rifles E-1---3--3----3-3--2-2----5---5--5---------------3-0----------3-0--| B-1---3--3----3-3--2-2----5---5--5------------1------------1-------| G-2---4--4----5-5--4-4----5---5--5----------2------------2---------| D-3---5--5----5-5--4-4----7---7--7---------------------------------| A-3---5--5----3-3--2-2----7---7--7---------------------------------| E-1---3--3----------------5---5--5---------------------------------| Hello hurray I'd prefer the plague to the Eton rifles Eton rifles E-1---3--3----3-3--2-2----5---5--5-------------3-0----------3-0--| B-1---3--3----3-3--2-2----5---5--5----------1------------1-------| G-2---4--4----5-5--4-4----5---5--5--------2------------2---------| D-3---5--5----5-5--4-4----7---7--7-------------------------------| A-3---5--5----3-3--2-2----7---7--7-------------------------------| E-1---3--3----------------5---5--5-------------------------------| Hello hurray there's a price to pay to the Eton rifles Eton rifles E-1---3--3----3-3--2-2----5---5--5--------------3-0----------3-0--| B-1---3--3----3-3--2-2----5---5--5-----------1------------1-------| G-2---4--4----5-5--4-4----5---5--5---------2------------2---------| D-3---5--5----5-5--4-4----7---7--7--------------------------------| A-3---5--5----3-3--2-2----7---7--7--------------------------------| E-1---3--3----------------5---5--5--------------------------------| Hello hurray I'd prefer the plague to the Eton rifles Eton rifles E-1---3--3----3-3--2-2----5---5--5-------------3-0----------3-0--| B-1---3--3----3-3--2-2----5---5--5----------1------------1-------| G-2---4--4----5-5--4-4----5---5--5--------2------------2---------| D-3---5--5----5-5--4-4----7---7--7-------------------------------| A-3---5--5----3-3--2-2----7---7--7-------------------------------| E-1---3--3----------------5---5--5-------------------------------| Eton rifles Eton rifles E-----------------------| B------5-----------5----| G----5----5------5---5--| D--5----------5---------| A-----------------------| E-----------------------| The rest is just noise! hope its helpful to you.