Last night I did this thing where I talked to random people at the bar I took some big old swings and it actually got me kind of far Rather than I ever thought I would I used to have more confidence in college When I knew every person at the party I was rock solid Now I'm a stranger to Sara with no H And I'm paying thirteen dollars for her drink And she told me I remind her of Ted Mosby I said: Honestly I'm flattered She said: Don’t be I said: Really, no I'm flattered. Ted’s annoying but I like Josh Radnor She said: Who? I said: The actor I'm lonely on Long Island and I wanna let my haircut down And I look for love online But there’s gotta be more ways to take advantage of my prime I mean, come on I used to have more confidence in high school When I won choir’s biggest heartthrob and I felt cool when I smoked But now marijuana makes me overthink And I'm paying eighteen dollars for a drink And she told me I remind her of Ted Mosby Is it cause I keep talking? She said: Mostly Not to say that I'm not flattered, after all I really like Josh Radnor She said: Who? I said: The actor She said: Who? I said: The actor She said: Who? I said: The actor who plays him On TV (On TV) On TV (On TV) And I don’t recognize this person I’ve become here at the bar I kind of like it though I'm giving finance bro and that’s a start And although I'm known to share my deepest secrets right away I don’t think Sara with no H needs to know yet that I crochet Guess I can be the actor You can cue the laughter I can play a character, life ain’t so different from TV We each said: I could have another I said: Jinx Now I'm paying forty dollars for our drinks And she told me I remind her of Ted Mosby I said: Honestly, I’ll take Ted over Barney She said: Barney’s problematic but I’ve always loved Neil Patrick Harris I said: Who? She said: The actor I said: Who? She said: The actor Do you like him or like the actor who plays him? (On TV) This one’s on me