Can you guess how much one man can sit and drink in one night? But don't look so surprised Because this is a world where no one feels sorry for you, man In my drunken state I claim that I'm giving it up for good Gotta tell you dear, that was a bad time I was on the ground crawling on all fours Woke up the next day and I didn't feel so good I don't know why I do this to myself Pack up the car and put me in a hospital bed Because I need some help to change And I'm giving it up for good Gotta tell you dear, that was a bad time I was on the ground crawling on all fours Yeah I'm giving it up for good Gotta tell you dear, I got a bad time But I'll be coming around knocking on your door There were far too many lies I was way out of line This silly little boy, such a shame I hope you're happy about the way that things worked out for me Cause I feel better now, yeah I'm much happier now Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaah There were far too many lies I was way out of line This silly little boy, such a shame And I hope you're happy about the way that things worked out for me Cause I feel better now, yeah I'm much happier now And I'm giving it up for good Gotta tell you dear, that was a bad time I was on the ground crawling on all fours Yeah I'm giving it up for good Gotta tell you dear, I got a bad time But I'll be coming around knocking on your door I'll be coming around knocking on your door I'll be coming around crawling on all fours