[Intro]
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[Prelude]
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Riley the cop would always stop
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On the corner of Tony's fruit stand.
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He'd help himself to anything
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On which he could lay his hand.
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Oh! Riley did this quite often;
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Plenty of fruit he would soften
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'Til Tony got sore,
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And inwardly swore.
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Then he began to shout!
[Verse 1]
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Hey! Please no squeeza da banana!
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Because! when you do dat!,
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then-a you make her flat, Hey!
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Please no squeeza da banana!
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When you squeeza da plum,
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you put him on the bum.
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You touch-a dis, you touch-a dat,
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You touch-a everyt'ing -
You push-a dis, you push-a dat,
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You never buy notting!
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So please no squeeza da banana!
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if you squeeze, Officer, please,
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Squeeza da coconut!
[Verse 2]
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Hey! Please no squeeza da banana!
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Because! when you do dat!,
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then-a you make her flat, Hey!
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please no squeeza da banana,
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When you squeeza da grape,
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You put-a him outta shape!
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you toucha dis you toucha dat
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you take a me for a fool
You push a dis, you squeeza dat;
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Why don't you squeeza citroul?
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Oh! please no squeeza da banana!
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Now if you squeeze, Officer, please,
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Squeeza da coconut!
[Interlude]
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[Verse 3]
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Hey! Please no squeeza da banana!
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Because! when you do dat!,
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then-a you make her flat, Hey!
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please no squeeza da banana,
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and When-a you squeeza da peach,
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Mama-mia what a reach!
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You touch-a dis, you touch-a dat,
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You mess 'em uppa da stand.
You take-a dis, you push-a dat,
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Someday I break-a you hand!
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Oh! please no squeeza da banana!
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Now if you squeeze, Officer, please,
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Squeeza da coconut!
[Verse 5]
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Hey! Please no squeeza da banana!
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Because! when you do dat!,
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then-a you make her flat, Hey!
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please no squeeza da banana,
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‘Cause when you squeeza da pear,
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You act-a like a square.
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You touch-a dis, you touch-a dat,
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You flatten out-a da fig.
You squeeza dis, you eat-a dat,
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You act-a like a pig!
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Oh! please no squeeza da banana!
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Now if you squeeze, Officer, please,
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Squeeza da coconut!
[Outro]
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Squeeza da googoochill,
(sp.? meaning?)
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Squeeza da watermelon,
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Squeeza da moolinyon,
(sp.? mellon?)
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But please no squeeza da banana!
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