E   = 022100
A   = 577655
G#  = 466544/x3455x (C(#11), only played in verses)
C#m = 446654


[Intro]
N.C.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

E|-------------------------|
B|-------------------------|
G|-------------------------|
D|-------6--6--7--6--------| x2
A|-7-----------------------|
E|-------------------------|

E A G# x2

[Verse 1]
A         C#m
  It's 3:45 (AM!)
                   E
And I just bite my tongue
                  G#
Update me on your life
                          A
And now you've found the one
                      C#m
But I don't like his eyes
                     E
And I distrust their name
                      G#                   A
And I hate their haircut, they look like a prick (A PRICK)
   C#m
But it's all the same
           E
Would it be daft of me to cry?
               G#
Your tongue is razor sharp
                     A
I miss when it would fight mine
                C#m
Left your heart on standby
                 E
By the way he holds you
               G#
Bet he serenades you
                      A
I can't really blame you

[Chorus]
                           A E
  And I can still smell her perfume
G#                       A E
  Did it rub off on you?
G#                           E A
  And I can still smell her perfume
G#
  Did it rub off on you?
A              C#m
  You say your ex-boyfriend's a policeman
E             G#
  Well, I say you need better standards
A              C#m
  You say your ex-boyfriend's a policeman
E             G#
  I say you need better standards!

[Verse 2]
A                          C#m
 It seems like all her friends, abruptly fell in love
E                   G#
And she was in the dust, darling, life was streaming past
A                 C#m
So she learnt to lie, she learnt how to pretend
E                  G#
A drama in the futile, a means to an end
A                  C#m
Why can't you be a dick?, Why must you be so nice?
E                   G#
It's hard for me to move on, when I don't really hate you
A                      C#m
(I don't really hate you)
                E
(I don't really hate you)
                   G# E A
(I don't really hate you)

[Chorus]
G#                            A E
 And I can still smell her perfume
G#                        A E
 Did it rub off on you?
G#                           E A
  And I can still smell her perfume
G#
  Did it rub off on you?

[Solo]
A C#m E G# x4

[Outro]
A         C#m
  It's 3:45
                E
The taxi not arrived
                       G#*
And I dont think it is coming