E   (022100)
F#  (244322)

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[Verse]
B                                                               Emaj7
Tonight, we’ll watch the presidential candidates debate
B                                         Emaj7
and I’ll bike 17 blocks down Haverford Avenue to buy a case
B                                           Emaj7
and we’ll pretend to know our facts as we verbally castrate the G.O.P
B                                          Emaj7
and make our parents proud by voting early

E
But whatever the outcome
F#
next year
E
Man, too bad I'll still
F#
be here


[Chorus]
B
And I'll be sitting on the roof
B
With my 5 best friends
B
Talking real big game
B
On all of our shitty bands
B
I don't care what you believe
B
You'll never be on the MTV


B                         F#                    E
So Madison Square Garden's our basement
B                       F#                      E
And if the cops show we'll find their replacement
B               F#              E
Tomorrow morning I'm scrambling every last
B               F#              E
egg in the Goddamn fridge

B  Emaj7
B  Emaj7
B  Emaj7
B  Emaj7