GIRLS: Camelot The town that never sleeps It's Camelot! ALL KNIGHTS: We're knights of the round table We dance when e're we're able We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable We dine well here in Camelot We eat ham and jam and spam alot We're knights of the round talbe Our shows are for-mid-able But many times, we're given rythmes That are quite unsingable We're opera mad in Camelot We sing from the diaphragm a lot PRINCIPAL KNIGHTS: We're knights of the table Although we live a fable We're not just bums With royal mums We've brains that are quite a-ble We've a busy life in Camelot. SOLO MAN: I have to push the pram a lot. ARTHUR: Ladies and gentlemen - The Lady of the Lake. LADY OF THE LAKE: Once in every show There comes a song like this It starts off soft and low And ends up with a kiss Oh, where is the song that goes like this? Goes like this? A sentimental song That cast a magic spell They will all hum along And we'll all overact, overact like hell 'Cos this is the song Yes this is the song Oh this is the song that goes like LADY OF THE LAKE: They're Knights of the Round Table ARTHUR: They dance when e'er they're able LADY OF THE LAKE: They're Knights ARTHUR: Not days, but Knights LADY AND ARTHUR: Not dawn, not dusk Not late afternoon But Knights of the Round Table Round Table Round Table Round Table ALL: Round Table Round Table Round Table So try your luck in Camelot Run amok in Camelot It doesn't suck in Camelot WE WON! We're Knights of the Round Table We dance when e'er we're able We do routines and gory scenes That are to hot for cable We eat ham and jam We eat ham and jam and spam a lot ALL: SPAMALOT!