Intro:  A
 
A
 Tried to save the trees, bought a plastic bag
 A
 The bottom fell out it was a piece of crap (piece of crap!)
 
 After a few verses, there's a chord change: it goes like this:
 
                        C     D    B    to A (to next verse)
 BILLY TALBOT singing: (piece of crap!)
 

Tried to save the trees
bought a plastic bag
the bottom fell out
it was a piece of crap

Saw it on the tube 
bought it on the phone
now you're home alone
it a piece of crap

I tried to plug it in 
I tried to turn it on
When I got it home 
it was a piece of crap

Got it from a friend
on him you can depend
I found out in the end 
it was a piece of crap

I'm trying to save the trees
I saw it on TV
They cut the forest down 
to build a piece of crap

I went back to the store
they gave me four more
the guy told me at the door 
it was a piece of crap