[First Part]

   A5                F5          
E|-----------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------|
A|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-------|
E|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-------|

   G5      E5       E/G#    A5
E|-----------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------|
A|-5-5-5-5-2-2-2-2---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-------|
E|-3-3-3-3-0-0-0-0---4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-------|

A5                   F5                   G5       E5               
We call the heartland not very smartland, IQ's are very
        E/G#              A5
Low but threat levels are high
A5                F5                         G5
They got mandate, they don't want man-dates, they got
   E5             E/G#          A5
So many hates and people to despise

A5                F5                   G5
In the dust bowl, cerebral black hole, the average
E5              E/G#    A5
Weight is well over 200 pounds
A5                   F5                            G5
I hate to generalize, but have you seen the thighs
             E5                E/G#      A5
Most haven't seen their genitalia in a while

[Pre-Chorus]

F5
Maybe that's why they're so scared of us [Maybe that's why they're so pissed at us]

We have concerns other than fear and hunger pangs[They're all jealous we're having better sex]

[Chorus]

A5      C5              F5        G5    F5
Queers, transgends, and lesbians, vegans and
     C5
Vegetarians
E5                       A5           F5
All you brownish red and yellow ones come out and join
          C5
Us on the coast

[Segunda Parte]

A5
No longer svelte
F5                   G5           E5        E/G#    A5
They gotta punch new holes in the Bible Belt
A5
They've blown out the fire
F5
Under the melting pot
G5                E5         E/G#        A5
The red blood of America is starting to clot

A5
No compromise
F5
No sight through others' eyes
G5           E5              E/G#      A5
They're just flies spreading pieces of shit

A5
You gotta emigrate
F5
Stop living in hate
G5                      E5                E/G#      A5
What makes this country great is dwelling on either side

[Pre-Chorus]

F5
They don't want visitors in Jesusland

They want life bland and canned in the fatherland

A5      C5            F5
We want people with college degrees
G5        F5            C5
Drug use experience and STDs
E5                         A5
People with open-minded philosophies
F5                C5
Come hug California trees

A5   C5       F5
Cultural revolution now
G5     F5             C5
Neo-conservatives run outta town
E5                      A5
We're gonna burn Orange County down
F5                C5
Then we're off to Riverside
F5                C5
Bakersfield and Fresno too
F5                C5
Then we're coming after you

( F  G  Am )

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B|-----------------------------------------|
G|-17--16--14--12--14-14-14-14--16--17-----|
D|-x---x---x---x---x--x--x--x---x---x------|
A|-15--14--12--10--12-12-12-12--14--15-----|
E|-----------------------------------------|

[Terceira Parte]

A5
The fear stricken
F5
Born again Christian
G5         E5          E/G#      A5
They got a vision, a homogenized state

A5
Textbook decline
F5
Intelligent design
G5       E5             E/G#      A5
They got Bill Nye on the list to execrate

[Pre-Chorus]

F5
They don't want visitors in Jesusland

They want life bland and canned in the fatherland

[Chorus]

A5   C5          F5        G5     F5                C5
Punk Rockers and emo kids, people doin' things the church forbids
E5                          A5              F5              C5
Buddhists, agnostics, and atheists we're moving out of Jesusland

A5     C5        F5           G5        F5                C5
Art students and thespians, - excluding country - all the musicians
E5                         A5      F5            C5
We want all hookers and comedians, nihilists are welcome too

[Outro]

A5
No longer svelte
F5                   G5           E5        E/G#    A5
They gotta punch new holes in the Bible Belt