F            G           E             A 
Stop! Have a beer, it's on me, has anyone ever told you 
           F          G              E           A 
That you look like a star, heard it said at the bar 
       F  G            E 
So I drink, cause it makes me 
A       F               G    E 
   Happier than being alone 
A            F    G        E 
   My good friend, Johnny Walker 
A            F            G   E 
   Keeps me warm like a c--t 

F              G         A 
 Seems like everybody's got 
          G       F 
Something I have not 
    G            C 
A reason not to die 
         G      F 
Death to Mr. Right 
        G         C 
'Cause that's not me!