F If you’ve got a caper G Then you know who to call C It’s The Sneak! F It’s The Sneak! F Who’s that dapper swindler G Out of Tammany Hall? C7 (Vo-vo-voh-dee-oh-do) F It’s The Sneak! F That charming little whatzit G Who’s The Strong Man’s greatest pal? C It’s The Sneak! F It’s The Sneak! F Who did the Hully Gully G On the Panama Canal? C7 (Doo-wacka-doo-wacka-doo) F It’s The Sneak! [Solo] F G C F x2 [Verse 2] F Who’s that jaunty jackanapes G With moxie and pizzazz? C It’s The Sneak! (Yes, sir!) F It’s The Sneak! F Who’s been drinking bootleg hooch G And listening to the jazz? C7 (Vo-vo-voh-dee-oh-do) F It’s The Sneak! [Bridge] Dm C#m Cm B Who captures all the flapper girls’ affections? Cm Who made off with my Fluffy Puff confections? Cm He’s dastardly! C#m He loves catastrophe! Dm His schemes are masterly! D#m Takes tea at half past three! C That sneaky sneaker’s sneakin’ all over town! [Verse 3] F Who dropped The Homestar Runner G From his flying machine? (Humdinger!) C Is it The Sneak? (28 skiddoo!) F It’s The Sneak! F Who put a Bengal tiger G In The Kaiser’s latrine? (Ach du Lieber!) C It’s The Sneak! (What’s the rumpus?) C7 You know it’s The Sneak! (Take it home!) C7 The Sneakity Sneak all day long! F