[Intro] E|--------------------------| B|--------------------------| G|--------------------------| D|--------------------------| A|--------------------------| E|---12*---12*---12*---12*--| C Em G C Em G E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--------0--------0-----0--------0--------0-----5--4-----0-----0--5--4-----0-----0--| A|-----0--------4-----0--------0--------4-----0--------0-----0-----------0-----0-----| E|--0--------4--------------0--------4-----------------------------------------------| C Em C Em G E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------x-x-| B|--3--4--6--4--6--4--3-4-3---3--4--6-----6--4--3-4-3---0--1-----3-----3-----3-----3--3--3--3---3--x-x-| G|--0--------0----------------0-------------------------0--------------------0-----0--2--0--2b--0--x-x-| D|--0--------0----------------0-------------------------0---------------------------------------0--x-x-| A|--0--------4----------------0--------4----------------0-----0-----0-----0-----0---------------0--x-x-| E|--0--------4----------------0--------4-----------------------------------------------------------x-x-| [Verse 1] C Em G C Em G E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------0-----------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------0-----------------------------| D|--------0--------0-----0--------0--------0-----0----0-----------------------------| A|-----0--------4-----0--------0--------4-----0-------0-----------------------------| E|--0--------4--------------0--------4----------------------------------------------| Agony, agony, feel the agony, agony of the stars. Feel the C Em G C Em G E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------0-----------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------0-----0----0-----------------------------| D|--------0--------0-----0--------0-------------------0-----------------------------| A|-----0--------4-----0--------0--------4-----0-------0-----------------------------| E|--0--------4--------------0--------4----------------------------------------------| Agony, agony, feel the agony, agony of the stars. C Em G C Em G E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------5----------4----------------5---------4----------------0--0------0--0-----| G|--------------------------------3b------------------------3b-------0--4------3--4-----| D|------------5-------------------0-------5-----------------0--------0--0------0--0-----| A|------------5----------4--------0-------5---------4-------0--------0--0------0--0-----| E|------------0----------4----------------0---------4-----------------------------------| There's a hat on the bed, take that hat off of your head. C Em G C Em G E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------0---------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------------0---------------------| D|----------------------------0-----------------------------0---0---------------------| A|------------------4-------4-0---------------------4---4---0---0---------------------| E|------12*---------4-------4-----------12*---12----4---4-----------------------------| And kiss me like a french boy kisses his french boy toy. [Chorus 1] A C E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----2----------------------------8------------------------------------| G|-----2----------------------------5------------------------------------| D|-----2----------------------------5------------------------------------| A|-----2----------------------------5------------------------------------| E|----------------------------------0------------------------------------| And I will be your lap dog on Sunday afternoon, how have you G C E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----0-----3----3-3---1--0-----------------------8---8---8---5------------| G|----0-----0----0-0---0--0--2--------5-----------5---5---5---5------------| D|----0-----0----0-0---0--0--0--0-0---5-----------5---5---5---5------------| A|----0-----0----0-0---0--0--0--0-0---5-----------5---5---5---5------------| E|------------------------------------0-----------0---0---0---0------------| been? I've been fine. How have you G C E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----0-------3--1------0-------0-----------------8---8---7---5------------| G|----0-------0--0--2/4---0-----------5-----------5---5---5---5------------| D|----0---0---0--0----------2/4-------5-----------5---5---5---5------------| A|----0---0---0--0--------------------5-----------5---5---5---5------------| E|------------------------------------0-----------0---0---0---0------------| been? Boy. I've been fine. [Intro 2] C Em G C Em G E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------0-----------------------0----------------------------------------------| D|--------0--------------0--------0--------------5--4-----0--------5--4-------0-----0-----| A|-----0--------4-----0--------0--------4-----0--------0-----0--0--------0-0-----0--------| E|--0--------4--------------0--------4-------------------------------------------------0--| C Em C Em G E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------x-x-| B|--3--4--6--4--6--4--3-4-3---3--4--6--4--6--4--3-4-3----0--1-----3-----3-----3-----3--3--3--3---3--x-x-| G|--0--------0----------------0--------0-----------------0--------------------0-----0--2--0--2b--0--x-x-| D|--0--------0----------------0--------0-----------------0---------------------------------------0--x-x-| A|--0--------4----------------0--------4-----------------0-----0-----0-----0-----0---------------0--x-x-| E|--0--------4----------------0--------4------------------------------------------------------------x-x-| [Verse 2] C Em G C Em G E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------0-----------------------------| G|-----------------0-----0--------0--------0----------0-----------------------------| D|--------0--------------------0--------0-------------0-----------------------------| A|-----0--------4-----0-----0--------4--------0-------0-----------------------------| E|--0--------4--------------0--------4----------------------------------------------| Agony, agony, feel the agony, agony of the stars. Feel the C Em G C Em G E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------0--------------0--------0----------3-----------------------------| G|-----------------------0-----------------------0----0-----------------------------| D|--------0--------------------0--------0-------------0-----------------------------| A|-----0--------4-----0-----0--------4--------0-------0-----------------------------| E|--0--------4--------------0--------4----------------------------------------------| Agony, agony, feel the agony, agony of the stars. C Em G C Em G E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------5------------4-----------------5-----------4----------------0-----0--0---0---0--0-| G|--------------------------------3b---------------------------3--0-----4-----3--4---3---0--3-| D|----------5---------------------0--------5-------------------0--0-----0-----0--0---0---0--0-| A|----------5------------4--------0--------5-----------4-------0--0-----0-----0--0---0---0--0-| E|----------0------------4-----------------0-----------4--------------------------------------| The wrestling mat's red, the villains are hanging from a thread C Em G C Em G E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----(0)--------------------------(0)-------------------------0------------------| G|-----(0)--------------------------(0)-------------------------0------------------| D|------5-------------------0--------5-------------------0------0------------------| A|------5---------4------4--0--------5---5----4-------4--0------0------------------| E|----------------4------4--------------------4-------4----------------------------| And music is their enemy, culture is their enemy, and leprosy. [Chorus 2] A B C E|--------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---2--------------------4------8------------------------------------| G|---2--------------------4------5------------------------------------| D|---2--------------------4------5------------------------------------| A|---2--------------------4------5------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------0------------------------------------| Let's slice up a Jesuit and offer him to the Gods, how have you G C E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----0-----3---3-3---1p0-0-----------------------8---8---7---5------------| G|----0-----0---0-0---0-0-0--2--3--------5--------5---5---5---5------------| D|----0-----0---0-0---0-0-0--0--0--------5--------5---5---5---5------------| A|----0-----0---0-0---0---0--0--0-----0--5--------5---5---5---5------------| E|------------------------------------0--0--------0---0---0---0------------| been, boy? I've been fine. How have you G C E|--------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----0--0-0-1-0-----0----0------------------8-8-8-8-7---5------------| G|----0--0-0-----2/4-------------5-----------5-5-5-5-5---5------------| D|----0----------------x-----0---5-----------5-5-5-5-5---5------------| A|----0--------------------------5-----------5-5-5-5-5---5------------| E|-------------------------------0-----------0-0-0-0-0---0------------| been, boy? I've been fine. How have you G C E|------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----0-----3----3-3---1--3--1--0----8-----------8-8-8-8-7---5------------| G|----0-----0----0-0---0--0--0--0----5-----------5-5-5-5-5---5------------| D|----0-----0----0-0---0--0--0--0----5-----------5-5-5-5-5---5------------| A|----0-----0----0-0---0--0--0--0----5-----------5-5-5-5-5---5------------| E|-----------------------------------0-----------0-0-0-0-0---0------------| been? I've been fine. How have you G E|------------------------------| B|----3----3----0---------------| G|----0----0----2/4--0-----0----| D|----0----0----0-------2-------| A|----0----0----0---------------| E|------------------------------| been? I've been [Outro] C E|-----------------------------| B|--8------------8-8-8-8-7--5--| G|--5------------5-5-5-5-5--5--| D|--5------------5-5-5-5-5--5--| (x3) A|--5------------5-5-5-5-5--5--| E|--0------------0-0-0-0-0--0--| (fine.) 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