Am  C                      Dm
    Do you know why you're lonely?
G                       G7        C
    It's because you're fat and gay
Am  C                      Dm
    Girls don't choose the nice guys
             G
And you're a nice guy
           G7         C
But you're fat and fucking gay
Am     C                       Dm
   And why don't girls see the inside?
        G
Oh they do
         G7              C
And they see that you're still fat and gay
There's no such thing as the
Am          C        Dm
Friendzone, friendzo-one
         G                       G7
The only reason that you're lonely
                  C
Is because you're fat and gay
There's no such thing as the
Am          C        Dm
Friendzone, friendzo-one
         G                         G7
The only reason that you're lonely (b0ss)
                  C
Is because you're fat and gay