If I was a pirate sailing the seas Would you come and pillage the village with me? We'll bury the treasure and go down down together If I was a pirate... If I was an outlaw robbin' a bank would you be my Bonnie, help me get away Would you pull the trigger and blow 'em away If I was an outlaw... How bad would I have to be? How bad...? If I was a vampire roamin' the night Would be my prey and put your neck on the line? Live in the shadows and die in the light? If I was a vampire... If I was a wanted man on middle of the run Would you take a fall if we were under the gun? And drop down beside me in the nooses they've hung? If I was a wanted man on middle of the run... How bad would I have to be? How bad? If I was the worst man in the world Would you still be my girl? The scariest monster you ever seen Would you still love me? If I was killer with blood on my hands would you be my alibi and lie on the stand? Swear on your life that I'm an innocent man? If I was a killer How bad would I have to be? How bad? Oooooo