Met a girl who worked at the chocolate factory
She could get chocolate
All of it for free

Got up the nerve to talk to her
And this is what she said
Get lost, you little nerd, or
I'll kick it in the head!

(In the head?)
Yeah! Kick it in the head!
(In the head)

Boy got put down
She put me in my place
Eating all this chocolate
Makes me break out in the face

Why, oh why, does it have to be this way?
I wanted to be with her
But all that she would say was
I gotta get away from you!

Kept on bugging her
Making her irate
She said that if I'd shut up
She'd go out on a date

Her manners, her hair, her makeup
Oh! I guess I promised, I lied
Ever since that night, she follows me around
If she doesn't stop it soon, I'm going to leave town

Why, oh why, does it have to be this way?
I thought I could be with her
But all that she would say was