G
There was cheese, cheese, walkin` on its knees
          D            G
In the store, in the store

There was cheese, cheese, walkin` on its knees
        D               G
In the corner grocery store
                    C
My eyes are dim, I cannot see
  D
I have not brought my specs with me
  G          C            D        G
I have, not brought, my specs with me
  G
There were plums, plums, twiddling their thumbs
         D             G
In the store, in the store

There were plums, plums, twiddling their thumbs
          D             G
In the corner grocery store
                      C
My eyes are dim, I cannot see
   D
I have not brought my specs with me
   G          C          D         G
I have, not brought, my specs with me
  G
There was corn, corn, blowin` on a horn
         D            G
In the store, in the store

There was corn, corn, blowin` on a horn
        D              G
In the corner grocery store
  G
There were beans, beans, trying on some jeans
         D             G
In the store, in the store

There were beans, beans, trying on some jeans
         D              G
In the corner grocery store
                     C
My eyes are dim, I cannot see
   D
I have not brought my specs with me
   G           C           D      G
I have, not brought, my specs with me
  G
There was more, more, just inside the door
         D                         G
In the store, (da, da-da) in the store (da, da-da)

There was more, much more, just inside the door...
          D             G
In the corner grocery store