Shat my pants on a date
Hundred dollars for a plate
She left me with the bill to pay
That's how you know when it's

Fucked
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck

Dropped my wallet on the train
Phone was hacked the other day
Followed by the nsa
It's not my porn but I'm

Fucked
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck

Zipped my flyer to my dong
Wrote myself a shitty song
Captured by the viet cong
I don't even know what is happening but it's

Fucked
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck

Fuck I missed it?
Again? Fuck
What are you doing here?
Fuck this place, fuck this song
What is this shit?
Fucking God damn it, fucking go home
Rub one out