She told me I may as well slumber alone
I don't know where the woman got this idea from
Known her for years, she never did me any wrong
Why, she hardly gave me time to sleep, she was hot

Are you wondering now or is that a pencil in your pocket?
If that ain't a problem, boy, then what's your excuse
Don't be bashful, you can confide in me
I've know you long enough to say ask I don't bite.

Ask me is it easier for some?
Is it sooner said than done?
Is it over before it's begun?
Yeah yeah

Seems to me that your failure's caused by something
Other than the same old line again,
"I must have had too much to drink"
What did she say she need just when it struck her
I'll stick it behind my ear and smoke it later

Was there anyone else there
Or maybe there really only one, well, well?
Wasn't it better she said, "is that I ten you're hiding
Or are you enjoying the show?"
Seems to me that your failures caused by something
Other than the same excuse again
"I must have had too much to drink" well, well, well

Tell me, am I good or am I bad
Do I get you off or do you hype it?
When I do it, do you like it?
Well, I almost almost made you come
Almost made you come to realise

Tell me, am I good or am I bad
Do I get you off or do you hype it?
When I do it, do you like it?
Well, I almost almost made you come
Almost made you come to realize