C G The Panda made his oatmeal but a gin and tonic called D C the oatmeal went down sticky and the panda ate it all [Chorus] Am G I wish I had a cocktail said the Panda to his friend, F C D but its 8 AM right now and the world's not at its end. C G Panda went to his oatmeal well to fetch another load C but in his oatmeal bucket was a well-dressed little toad C G. E That toad she had a shaker, some tonic and some gin F D D7 Still too early said the Panda and dropped the toad back in C The Panda did some work all day G but never left the house Am he decided for on pancakes for lunch C And he needs to go on out C The Panda crossed the bridge to Dan’s G The best place for pancakes D C He wandered in and found Bonnie with a smile upon her face. C G She said, I’ve got your gin and tonic to wash your pancakes down G C Gin sanitizes COVID, and saves your brain from orange clowns C G E Well, being lunch on Friday the Panda took that drink F D D7 And he bought the whole place pancakes because social distance stinks C G "Well, I’m glad I had a cocktail” said the Panda to his friends C It’s lunch but I say fuck it and the worlds not gonna end!! C Quarantinis all around ! G E Cheers my COVID-19 friends C I hope you all enjoy this song D C See you when isolation ends