C
Almost 7
Am
Time to leave work
G
Hate my dumb boss
F                   C
I think his name is Edward

My room is stinky
Am
Smells of cheese and weed
G
I kiss my body pillow
F                        C
And it's time to yank my peen


[Chorus]

C
Crunchy Roll
        G
Take me home
      Am
To my waifus
       F
And my imotous
          C
She’s got pies and thighs
    C
And tits with eyes
    G
She only costs me 6.95
F
Oh I'm home
C
Crunchy Roll


[Verse 2]

Am        G
I see her in my dreams
       C
She's ’bout real as 2D can be
    F              C              G
Her warm embrace reminds me of my own mother's love
    Am
And coming to
  Bb
I wipe my drool
    F                   C      
And shake myself and my morning wood

G          G7
Ayeee haha Aaah Daaaahh

[Chorus]

C
Crunchy Roll
G
Take me home
      Am
To my waifus
N.C.
Fucking
      Am
To my waifus 
       F
And my imotous
        C
She got pies and thighs
    G
But that ain't, ah fuck
        C
She got pies and thighs
    C
But that ain't all
          G
She got a heart so big
             G
Anyone would fall
F
Wah
     Fm
What?
        C
Crunchy Roll!