|B     |D#    |E     |A     |
|E     |E     |E     |D C#m |
|E     |E     |E     |D C#m |

[Verse]
E
I used to know this kid in sixth grade
E                         D  C#m
The teachers called him dumb
E                                               D  C#m
He'd try real hard did his homework every night
E                                  D  C#m
But still they'd whip him on the bum,(Oow}

One day he went to the playground
       D                     A
With a spraycan under his coat
E                         D                     B
Stood upon a trashcan and this is what he wrote ...

[Chorus]
E
Why dontcha all
E
Why dontcha all
E                   G      B Em D
Why dontcha all get fucked!
E
Why dontcha all
E
Why dontcha all
E                   B
Why dontcha all get fucked!

[Verse]
E
A girl sixteen was trying to grow up
                           D  C#m
But her parents kept her down
E
She'd behave herself and come home at twelve
E                            D  C#m
Her daddy would sneer and frown

So one afternoon she packed her bags
         D                     A
With her boyfriend she drove away
  E
A thousand miles later miles late she picked up the phone
    D                C#m
And this is what she had to say
B
Hey, mummy and daddy ...

[Chorus]
E
Why dontcha all
E
Why dontcha all
E                   G      B Em D
Why dontcha all get fucked!
E
Why dontcha all
E                   B
Why dontcha all get fucked!

[Verse]
E
A private in the army, a sensitive chap
E                                D  C#m
Who didn't want to be there at all
      E
And a sergeant who hated this young guy's guts
E                             D  C#m
Used to make him scrub the floor

They were out on manoeuvres on a lousy day
    D                   A
The enemy had to be scouted
    E
The private got his hands on an M-16
      D           E            B
As he shot up the place he shouted...

[Chorus]
E
Why dontcha all
E
Why dontcha all
E                   G      B Em D
Why dontcha all get fucked!
E
You shoulda seen the smile on that soldiers face
E                                    B
When he saw how fast the sergeant ducked

[Instrumental]
|A G# A A# B|D C# D D# E|G F# G G# A|N.C.     |
|A G# A A# B|D C# D D# E|G F# G G# A|N.C.     |
|E          |E          |E          |G Bm Am D|
|E          |E          |E          |B        |
|E          |E          |E          |G Bm Am D|
|E          |E          |E          |B

[Verse]
   E
So if you're in trouble right up to your brain
E                            D  C#m
And the boss is gettin' to you
E
Parents and politics, money and marriage
E                                D    C#m
And life in general's making you spew

There's one thing that you gotta do
         D                A
And I suggest you do it today
E
Stand up in your office, school or your street
    D                          B
And this is what you gotta say ...

[Bridge]
E
Why don't you and you and you and you
E                       D   C#m
And your rotten friends too
E                                      D
Why don't you, and him, not forgettin' you
                 C#m
Why don't we all get fucked!

[Chorus]
E
Why dontcha all
E
Why dontcha all
E                   G      B Em D
Why dontcha all get fucked!
E
Why dontcha all
E
Why dontcha all
E                   B      C# D D#
Why dontcha all get fucked!

[Outro]
E
Why dontcha all
E
Why dontcha all
E                   C      Em Am7 Cm
Why dontcha all get fucked!
E
Why dontcha all
E
Why dontcha all
E                   B      C# D D#
Why dontcha all get fucked!
E
Why dontcha all
E
Why dontcha all
E                   C
Why dontcha all get fucked!