[Intro]
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0:11-  F Am F Am

[Verse 1]
      F                    Am
I’m sorry to say that I’m sorry
               F
That someone undressed me as professed to me
    Am
In Spain with their eyes

F                Am
Ba dum-bum ba da dum.
F                Am
Ba dum-bum ba da da da dum.

[Verse 2]
     F                     Am
I’m sorry ’cause somebody told me to watch
       F
And I watched for it all over
Am
Spain with my eyes.

Dm                C   Am
Ba dum-bum ba da dum.
Dm                C         Am
Ba dum-bum ba da da da dum.

[Chorus]
Am
If I’m sorry, then so are you
       Bb                       F
Cause I, I go where you tell me to.
Am      F       Am
On horseshoes.

(Riff for this verse):
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[Verse 3]
Casanova ran
Toward the Eastern lands
His cock was in his hand
You got to ride away from him
You gotta ride away from him.
(End Riff)
             F
“But if you ride over there
             Am
they’ll put bows in your hair
            F
they will stand back and
                 Am
stare at you in Spain with their eyes.”

Dm                C  Am
Ba dum-bum ba da dum.
Dm                C        Am
Ba dum-bum ba da da da dum.

[Chorus]
Am
It never occurred to me
     Bb
And it never occurred to me
    Dm         C
And it never occurred to me
          F                       Am
That the men are called horsemen there
             F                       Am
Uh-oh, the men are called horsemen there-ere-ere
            F
Uh-oh, the men are called horsemen and
Am
I’M NO HORSEMAN!
         F
Oh, the men are called horsemen and
Am
I’M NO HORSEMAN!
         F
Oh, the men are called horsemen and
Am
I’M NO HORSEMAN!
                   Bb
I’M NO HORSE! And you are no angel…

[Bridge]
    Am               Bb
Oh I’m no horse and you are no angel.
   Am
If I was a horse I would
Bb
Crouch like a leopard.
  Am
If I was a horse I would
Bb
Trample the shepherd, love.
  Am
If I was a horse I’d have
Bb
Pricks in my mane.
  Am
If I was a horse I would
Bb
Throw up the reins.

          F      Dm
If I was you

   Bb                      C
If I was a horse I would throw up the reins.
          F             Dm
If I was you… Oh, oh oh oh oh
  Bb                       C
If I was a horse I would throw up the reins.
          F             Dm
If I was you… Oh, oh oh oh oh
    Bb                 C              F
But I am no horse and you are no angel…
              Dm
Woah ha oh ha oh ha oh
          Bb                      C
I said if I was a horse I would throw up the reins.
          F                 Dm
If I was you. Woah ha oh ha oh ha oh

[Instrumental]
Bb C F Dm x2

[Outro pt. 1]
Bb                C
Your hands on my neck
F                  Dm
Your hands on my muscles
Bb                 C
Your weight on my back
F                 Dm
It keeps me from trouble

Bb                C
But oh, oh oh oh oh oh…

[Outro pt. 2]
          Gm           Dm
But such weights never did stay
     Eb          Bb
In Madrid, did they…

      Gm               Dm             Eb          Bb
Where someone says, “fuck me” someone else says, “ok.”

           Gm            Dm
You gotta ride me to a pasture
      Eb                 Bb
on a ride to kiss such withered wings.

        Gm            Dm              Eb         Bb
Where someone says “fuck me” someone else says, “ok.”