E                      
Mean Mr Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark, trying to save paper
B7                           
Sleeps in a hole in the road
D                               
Saving up to buy some clothes
B7
Keeps a ten bob note up his nose
       E             C7 B7       E            C7 B7
Such a mean old man,      such a mean old man

E                    
His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops she's a go-getter
B7                                
Takes him out to look at the Queen
D                             
Only place that he's ever been
B7
Always shouts out something obscene
      E          C7 B7           E          C7 B7
Such a dirty old man,            dirty old man