F# A E G#m B C#m C# E F# B
[Verse 1]
E B A
Please don't turn on the TV
B
Or open the paper
E B
‘cause the chances of tragedy
A B
Are now part of the weather
E B
I've got myself a notion
A B E
To keep me safe for awhile
B
I think I'm gonna go hide myself
A B
Behind hot water and tile
[Pre-Chorus]
C# B
Every decade they say it's getting worse
C# B
I don't know if it's true or a cynical curse
C# E
But it's bearing down on me constantly
A B
And pretty soon now, I think it's gonna burst
D A E
[Chorus]
E C# A
I'm not coming out of the shower
E B
It's such a comfortable crutch
C# G#
It's a warm loving womb, an intoxicating tomb
E F# B
And I don't miss the outside world that much
[Verse 2]
E B A
Now all my harshest critics
B
Screaming for murder
E B
But I'm doing what we've done all along
A B
I'm just taking it one step further
[Pre-Chorus]
C# E
I've always been a good American
B C# B
I drank a lot of soda and I didn't question
C# E
In whose deft hand the grenade was in
A B
And now I feel someone is gonna pull the pin
D A E
[Chorus]
E C# A
I'm not coming out of the shower
E B
It's such a comfortable crutch
C# G#
It's a warm loving womb, an intoxicating tomb
E F# B
And I don't miss the outside world that much
[Solo]
E
D A E
[Chorus]
G# C# E
I'm not coming out of the shower
B
It's such a comfortable crutch
C# G# E
It's a warm loving womb, an intoxicating tomb
F#5 B
And I don't miss the outside world that much
[Chorus]
E C# A
I'm not coming out of the shower
E B
It's such a comfortable crutch
C# G#
It's a warm loving womb, an intoxicating tomb
E F# B
And I don't miss the outside world that much
[Outro]
B E
(Uninteligable)
