| E  | B | E  | A |
| E  | B | E  | A |


[Verse 1]
E                  B
  Tequila take off, Tecate landing
E                            A
Sorry about the centerpiece, thanks for understanding
E                                 B
Soft salesmen, hard branding. Campari commissions.
       E                               A
I was sitting in the kitchen trying to guess where she was living now
E                              B
Hotel room in Houston with the shades against the sunshine
    E                                A
Or maybe still in Scranton like it's 1999
        E                                  B
When I saw her rolling through with the Entitlement Crew
   E                                     A
I wasn't all that into it but there was nothing I could do about it


[Riff]
| E  | B | E  | A |


[Verse 2]
E                    B
  Now here's a church, here's the steeple
  E                           A
I like the party favors but I hate the party people
         E                            B
Got distracted by the chorus when the kids all sang along
E                       A
Moved to the rogue set. I always really liked that song.


[Pre-Chorus]
     E                    E/D#
You like that song too. I know that you do.
          C#m                             B
I saw you mouthing all the words when you didn't know I was watching you
A                            B
Everything is brittle and is breaking apart
     E                             A
Your sister's in Seattle and she's sleeping with the sharks
A                          B
   I remember you, still, playing his part


[Chorus]
E                       A
  Thanks for listening, thanks for understanding
E                     A
  Can't you see how I feel I've been abandoned?
B                       E      A
  Never got to say goodbye to you
B                         E         A
   Give my best to the Entitlement Crew


[Horn Solo]
E G#m A B
E G#m A B


[Riff]
| E  | B | E  | A |
| E  | B | E  | A |


[Verse 3]
E                    B
  Tecate landing, tequila takeoff
E                 A
  Colfax cookout, Pillsbury bakeoff
         E                                B
Too many cracks in the bathroom. Too many kooks in the kitchen.
         E                       A
It would probably be easier if I knew where she was living now


[Pre-Chorus]
  E                          E/D#
I know you probably feel the same way as I feel
         C#m                              B
Like I'm not sure we can pull off such an intricate deal
    A                           B
Now all of it's killer but it's coming up quick
         E                            A
And your brother's in Boston and he's acting like a dick
A                         B
I remember back before we knew he was sick


[Chorus]
E                       A
  Thanks for listening, thanks for understanding
E                     A
  Can't you see how I feel I've been abandoned?
B                      E      A 
  Never got to say goodbye to you
B                        E         A
  Give my best to the Entitlement Crew
E                          A
  Just two systems in the dark and people dancing
E                      A
  Thanks for listening thanks for understanding
B                      E        A
  Nodding off to the American Routes
B                        E         A
  Give my best to the Entitlement Crew


[Piano Solo]
E G#m A B
E G#m A B
E G#m A B
E E/D# C#m F#m E


[Chorus]
E
  Thanks for listening, thanks for understanding
E
  Tequila take off, Tecate landing
B                       E      A 
  Never got to say goodbye to you
B                         E       A
  Give my best to the Entitlement Crew