N.C. [ G C D ] 4x G C D G C D Kevin is a lunatic he works at Richardsons market Kevin is a lunatic he works there every day Kevin is a lunatic he works at Richardsons market Kevin is a lunatic the mailman thinks he's gay C G D G He says fuck you, grocery dollar two C G D That's his way to say have a nice day Kevin is a lunatic ... C G D G He says go to hell candy bars are not on sale C G D but Zachary says he'll buy one anyway Kevin is a lunatic ... C D G The mail-mailman thinks he's gay