I'm bored of all your bollocks

I really can't stand shopping
Who ate all of the chocolate?
I need to do my laundry

But, I'm hungry
I'll tell you it's my birthday
It's really in January

You never take me out
Have no idea what that's about

I'm just hungry
I'm not exaggerating
I'm really fucking starving

Please order me some food
Or I'll start eating you
I'm just hungry
Really hungry

Oh, I say! I'm a little bit peckish darling!