Have you ever been kicked to the curb
When the party finally ends
Just when I thought that you left me for dead
You dust me off again

Maybe you thought you could throw me away
Like a shoe that doesn't fit
But you've created your Frankenstein
And now you've gotta live with it

And here I am
(Going nowhere)
You thought I'd turn and walk away
Guess this ain't your lucky day

Too bad if you think I'm leaving
I'm here to put you through hell
Too bad if you don't believe it
You've done it to yourself
Too bad if you think I'm leaving
Who cares if you hate my dog
Maybe I'll get another
Just to piss you off

I don't mind tying up the phone
And sleeping in real late
Haven't you noticed me filling the fridge
With all the food you hate

And here I am
(Going nowhere)
You thought I'd turn and walk away
Guess this ain't your lucky day

Too bad if you think I'm leaving
I'm here to put you through hell
Too bad if you don't believe it
You've done it to yourself
Too bad if you think I'm leaving
Who cares if you hate my dog
Let's all curl up together
And stay up all night long
And play my favorite song...

Too bad if you think I'm leaving
I'm here to put you through hell
Too bad if you don't believe it
You've brought it on yourself
Too bad if you think I'm leaving
Maybe you can pay my bills
I ain't going nowhere
Maybe I never will

Too bad if you think I'm leaving
I'm here to put you through hell
So what if you don't believe me
You've done it to yourself
Too bad if you think I'm leaving
Who cares if you hate my dog
Maybe I'll get another
Just to piss you off