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[Verse 1]
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I once knew a pirate named Bob,
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B-O-B, Bob was a drunken old slob,
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B-O-B, Bob, 'bout as dumb as a rock,
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but Bob,     he made it to the [Interlude] top.

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[Chorus]
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He said, "You swing from your tree and I'll swing from mine,
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you have your lemons and I'll have my limes".
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"Funny, we all act like monkeys sometimes,
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you swing from your tree and I'll swing from [Interlude] mine".

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[Verse 2]
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He said, "I'd rather make love than have a war,
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I rather make millions than to ever be poor".
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"I'd rather be happy than to have anymore,
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       guess, I'm a little tangled in a vine?

[Chorus]
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He said, "You swing from your tree and I'll swing from mine,
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you have your lemons and I'll have my limes".
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"Funny, we all act like monkeys sometimes,
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you swing from your tree and I'll swing from [Interlude] mine".

[Interlude]
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    I'll swing from mine.

[Verse 3]
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Now, you swing from your tree and I'll swing from my tree
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and we'll all be happy sometimes.
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You swing from your tree and I'll swing from my tree,
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we'll all be happy sometimes.

[Chorus]
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You swing from your tree and I'll swing from mine,
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you have your lemons and I'll have my limes.
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Funny, we all act like monkeys sometimes,
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you swing from your tree and I'll swing from [Interlude] mine.

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[Ending]
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You have your whiskey and I'll drink my wine,
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you save your dollar and I'll spend my dime.
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You swing from your tree and I'll swing from mine.
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   We'll all be happy sometimes
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and we'll all be happy sometimes
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