E A E G D E [Verse 1] E Got a whiskey drinking fever that I cannnot shake E And those girls downtown are more than I can take A High-waisted rockies and the sailor's mouths E And the boys at the back of the bar scream loud [Refrain] G D E Oh, whiskey river take me home [Verse 2] E And I smell like cologne and cigarettes E But I ain't found a lady or a bar fight yet A I'll wait around just to stir shit up E That whiskey river flowing ain't ever enough [Refrain] G D E Oh, whiskey river take me home [Verse 3] E 'Cause I'm a heavy-drinking hard-hitting good ol' boy E There ain't a man in this county that you keep me employed A Can't stay sober past 11 a.m E My breath smells like my regrets again [Refrain] G D E Oh, whiskey river take me home [Verse 4] E N.C. I had a woman in Wisconsin, and a woman in Maine N.C. But they told me that they'd never love a man so insane A N.C. I head to Oklahoma with the flask and a comb E Do my best to find another place I can roam [Refrain] G D E Oh, whiskey river take me home [Verse 5] E There was no one in town that would give me a ride E So I waited for my heavy drunkenness to subside A Stole a pick-up truck from a gas station pump E I pray to the Lord for a run of good luck [Refrain] G D E Oh, whiskey river take me home [Fiddle Solo] E A E G D E [Piano Solo] E A E G D E [Verse 6] E And I was four hundred miles down Highway 10 E All of a sudden I was arrested again A They told me eight years in the county pen E Or eight years in the army killing evil men [Refrain] G A E Oh, whiskey river take me home [Bridge] E Now there's sand in my boots E Sand in my eyes E Sand everywhere that sand can hide A How I miss those downtown girls E And that whiskey river that ruined my world G D E Oh, Uncle Sam I wanna go home [Verse 7] E I had a whiskey drinking fever that I could not shake E And those girls downtown were more than I could take A The high-waisted rockies and the sailor's mouths E Boys in the back of the bar screaming loud [Outro] G D E Oh, whiskey river take me home G D E Oh, whiskey river I wanna go home N.C. (That take ripped) N.C. (That take fucking ripped dude)