[Chorus]

      B                  F#        E
Today I don't feel like doing anything
   B             F#     E
I just wanna lay in my bed
            B              F#
Don't feel like pickin up my phone
         E
So leave a message at the tone
             B
'Cause today I swear 
         D#        E
I'm not doing anything

[First Part]

                   B
I'm gonna kick my feet up
           F#
Then stare at the fan
         E
Turn the TV on

Throw my hand in my pants
   B                 F#   E
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't

                 B
I'll be lounging on a couch
             F#
Just chillin in my snuggie
         E
Click to MTV 

So they can teach me how to douggie
           B
'Cause in my castle 
      F#         E
I'm the freakin man

        C#m
Oh, yes I said it
D#m
I said it
       E            F#
I said it 'cause I can

[Chorus]

      B                  F#        E
Today I don't feel like doing anything
   B             F#     E
I just wanna lay in my bed
            B              F#
Don't feel like pickin up my phone
         E
So leave a message at the tone
             B
'Cause today I swear 
         D#        E
I'm not doing anything
               B  F#  E
Nothing at all
               B  F#  E
Nothing at all

[Segunda Parte]

            B
Tomorrow I wake up
         F#
Do some p90x
               E
Meet a really nice girl

Have some really nice sex
           B
And she's gonna scream 
      F#      E
Out this is great

         B
I might mess around
                 F#
And get my college degree
         E
I bet my old man 

Will be so proud of me
     B
But sorry paps 
             F#      E
You'll just have to wait

        C#m
Oh, yes I said it
D#m
I said it
       E            F#
I said it 'cause I can

[Chorus]

      B                  F#        E
Today I don't feel like doing anything
   B             F#     E
I just wanna lay in my bed
            B              F#
Don't feel like pickin up my phone
         E
So leave a message at the tone
             B
'Cause today I swear 
         F#        E
I'm not doing anything

[Terceira Parte]

             C#m           F#
No, I ain't gonna comb my hair
                G#m
'Cause I ain't going anywhere
     C#m
No, no, no, no, no
 F#             G#m
No, no, no, no, oh

                C#m             F#
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
          G#m
And let everything hang loose
       C#m
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
 F#                      G#m
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Chorus]

      B                  F#        E
Today I don't feel like doing anything
   B             F#     E
I just wanna lay in my bed
            B              F#
Don't feel like pickin up my phone
         E
So leave a message at the tone
             B
'Cause today I swear 
         D#        E
I'm not doing anything

               B  F#  E
Nothing at all
               B  F#  E
Nothing at all

Nothing at all