E            E7
Got a foot in the door
A              Am
God knows what for
C#m     E      B        D#7/A#
And he'll cut me down to size
A            C  B
Stupidity tries
E              E7
Everything here is free
A                  Am
Everything but you and me
C#m  E     B      D#7/A#
This painting never dries
A       C    B (C)
Stupidity tries
C#m      C           G          B
Savannah shoulder raised a cheer
C  C/B (A) G    B      (C)
Coloring the sky with ash
C#m    E        F#           A
Because they found some privateer
C  C/B    (A)      G           B
To sail across the sea of trash
E            E7
The enemy is within
A              Am
Don't confuse me with him
C#m     E      B        D#7/A#
The truth is otherwise
A            C        D
Stupidity tries

[Instrumental]
G# octaves/E  F# octaves/E   G octaves/E  A# octaves/E
B   A    E       Am7/E
B7sus2   B  (C) 

[Verse]
C#m      C           G          B
And so I go from floor to floor
C  C/B (A) G    B      (C)
Looking for a port of call
C#m    E        F#           A
Another drunk conquistador
C  C/B (A) G    B
Conquering the governor's ball
E             E7
Couldn't think of a thing
A                Am
That I hope tomorrow brings
C#m  E     B      D#7/A#
Oh what a surprise
A            C        D
Stupidity tries