A                                                      E
When relationships are in the pits and nothing's going right,
                                                      A
I'll take a trip to the graveyard and I'll pick out a site,
                                                    D 
A fresh new grave a corpse I crave, I'll dig her up tonight,
                            A                E             A
She won't scream or cuss or raise a fuss and we won't ever fight.

D                                       E            A
Now I know the chances were so slim for you and I to date,
D                                  E             A
But I thank god for mortality, now you can be my mate,
D                                      E              A
I know that you've been dead a while I honestly don't mind,
D                                              E
Cause you still have that tender smile, you've always been so kind!

A                              E
Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purty,
      F#m             D
But I just don't understand,
      A                         E
Why a dead girl's gotta be, the one true love for me,
      D               A   E   A
I'm a corpse grindin' m - a - n!

   A               E                        A
Be dead for me, my baby. Be dead for me, my baby.
                   D         A          E           A
Be dead for me, my baby. Oh, baby, 'til death do we start!

D                                      E            A
I'll dress you in that lingerie that I bought for myself,
D                                        E             A
I'll paint you in the makeup that's been sittin' on my shelf,
D                            E                 A
You and I will have a ball I swear to God it's true,
D                                     E
'Cause baby you were meant for me and I was meant for you!

A                              E
Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purty,
      F#m             D
But I just don't understand,
      A                         E
Why a dead girl's gotta be, the one true love for me,
      D               A   E   A
I'm a corpse grindin' m - a - n!

(Same progression as "be dead for me my baby..." section)

D                                              E               A
Your skin it has turned grey, and there's puss oozing out your eyes,
D                                          E            A
But it doesn't bother me, 'cause you won't ever tell me lies,
D                                       E                A
Relationships I've had in the past have messed me up for good,
D                                         E
But I know you'll never leave me baby, oh even if you could!

A                              E
Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purty,
      F#m             D
But I just don't understand,
      A                         E
Why a dead girl's gotta be, the one true love for me,
      D               A       E
I'm a corpse grindin' m - a - n!

A                              E
Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purty,
      F#m             D
But I just don't understand,
      A                         E
Why a dead girl's gotta be, the one true love for me,
      D               A    E   A
I'm a corpse grindin' m - a - n!

A
cold and wet and dirty... (to coda)